Welcome to my blog! Here are some details about what to and not to expect.
Topics That Won’t be Featured in my Blog
- Gollum- I hate the guy a lot. Seriously, he is the worst. If anyone sees Gollum on my blog anywhere, please fill out my contact form or call 9-1-1.
- The most embarrassing moment of my life- There is one embarrassing moment of my life that I’ve never told a soul. I plan on taking it with me to the grave.
- Jealousy of Unicorns- My jealousy of unicorns tends to freak people out, so I won’t be talking about it here.
Topics That Will be Featured in my Blog
- God- The focus of my spiritual walk right now is cultivating my love for God while fighting the idols of my heart, and I hope to encourage others to do the same.
- Music- I’m the person who is obsessed with music but who isn’t musically talented whatsoever and consequentially have prodigious authority on the subject.
- Comedy- There may be some ridiculous posts from time to time, probably satirical in nature. Also, I like to make things up sometimes (i.e. a jealousy of unicorns) so be prepared for that.
Examples of People Who Should Read this Blog
- My mom
- Gollum-hating comedy lovers
- People with 1-2 eyes
In conclusion, this blog has something for everyone. Please subscribe and enjoy!