Woman Inspired to Pursue Romantic Relationship with Pizza after Watching Twilight Movie Series

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Mesmerized by the will-he-or-won’t-he-eat-me dynamic of the Twilight movies series, Lucy Rhinelander, a woman ahead of her time, has entered into a romantic relationship with a deep-dish, three-meat pizza.

“There was just something so delicious about Edward and Bella’s relationship,” Lucy stated in a recent interview, “That I wanted to see if I could replicate it in my own love life.”

Lucy admits to being tempted to eat her beloved but maintains that the trials of their unconventional romance have strengthened their love. “Every time I want to eat him, I think about how much I love him, and it helps me fight off my craving. I reckon few people think about how much they love their partner as much as I do,” she bragged.

Her ex-boyfriend, Calum, had some saucy remarks about Lucy’s new relationship. “It’s so hard in the dating world. Women are pickier than ever these days. It was hard enough when I had to compete with the pun-spewing, sensitive hipster type that all women seem to be into these days. But now I have to compete with pizza? COME ON. I don’t stand even stand a chance!”

“Let’s be real, guys. Shakespeare’s Sonnet 113 is definitely about pizza,” Lucy said. “There’s no way he could write something so extraordinarily romantic without the inspiration that only the sublime combination of sauce, bread, cheese, and meat can deliver.”

 

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